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Adirondack Lifestyle ™: Diversity

Friday, April 04, 2008


In the interest of diversity, of which I am a big fan, I am adding a clarification to today's blog concerning Pastafarians who should not be confused with Rastafarians. Pastafarians follow a slightly different form of religion. The central belief is that there is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, which created the entire universe "after drinking heavily." The Monster's intoxication was supposedly the cause for a flawed earth. All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith — a form of the Omphalos hypothesis. When scientific measurements, such as radiocarbon dating, are made, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."
The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have STDs.


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